Gamer Gym Guru Gifts

Work out game

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Muscles

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Homo Gamus

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

Exercise Class

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Whack-a-molecule

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

DumbbellsSmartbells.

Computer games

The trim reaper

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

'What are you eating now?'

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

Crane Game. Ball Game.

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!