Jungle Gym Guru Gifts

Office Park

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Muscles

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Exercise Class

DumbbellsSmartbells.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

The trim reaper

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

'What are you eating now?'

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'Ready Mum?'

Sisyphus during Covid

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

Holiday Aerobics.

Psychiatry in the Park

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"Yes, sir, fat free—straight from the gym."

'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.''

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'