Jungle Gym Enthusiast Gifts

Spider's Web Trampoline

The question "Is it safe to be on that thing?" means something different today than it did a year ago.

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"We're exclusively delts."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Exercising

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

'Ready Mum?'

Exercise Bars

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

'It's called exercising. It's like playing. . . only without the fun part.'

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'