Jungle Gym Enthusiast Gifts

Spider's Web Trampoline

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"We're exclusively delts."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Exercising

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

Exercise Bars

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

'Ready Mum?'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

'I'm fighting ageing.'

'It's called exercising. It's like playing. . . only without the fun part.'

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'