Jungle Gym Rat Gifts

'Actually, I'm de-toxing at the moment.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"OK, ready to go again?"

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

DumbbellsSmartbells.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

'Ready Mum?'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Gym Dog

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

Early Exercise Machines

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

Office Park

Battery lifting weights

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

Shakespeare in the clink

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

Spider's Web Trampoline

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

Ring for Service.

"I'm making him take a spin class."

Body Building

''What I Did Over Summer Vacation,' by Craig Martin.'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Apocalliptical