Jungle Gym Rat Pillows

'Actually, I'm de-toxing at the moment.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

DumbbellsSmartbells.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'Ready Mum?'

Gym Dog

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

Office Park

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

Early Exercise Machines

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

Battery lifting weights

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Shakespeare in the clink

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

Spider's Web Trampoline

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

Body Building

Ring for Service.

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"I'm making him take a spin class."

Apocalliptical

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

"And just what makes you think I use Steroids?"