Jungle Gym Gifts

'I don't care where you lost your yarmulke, if you don't find it I'm not bringing you here again.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"OK, ready to go again?"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Bench Press Accident

"It's true: no more burpees."

"We're exclusively delts."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.