Jungle Gym Pillows

'I don't care where you lost your yarmulke, if you don't find it I'm not bringing you here again.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Bench Press Accident

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"We're exclusively delts."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"It's true: no more burpees."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

Exercising

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.