Jungle Gym Guru Pillows

Office Park

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Exercise Class

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

DumbbellsSmartbells.

The trim reaper

Sisyphus during Covid

'What are you eating now?'

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'Ready Mum?'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

Holiday Aerobics.

Psychiatry in the Park

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"How much could your mother bench?"

"Yes, sir, fat free—straight from the gym."

'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.''

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'