Jungle Jest Gifts

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Jungle Games

"Really? Yes, you're a predator, but you're a tad too ambitious right now. Better start with hunting mice buddy!"

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

"Tarzan no want computer."

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

Leopards do change their spots

"We never talk about anything. 'Me Tarzan, you Jane. Me Tarzan, you Jane.' That's all he ever says."

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

Human meat.

T-Rex of the Apes

Law of the Jungle: Tarzan the Litigation Man.

'He stubbed-my-toe yell sounds a lot like his chest-pounding victory yell.'

"It's supposed to be some kind of aphrodisiac, but it hasn't done jack for me."

Woman taking keys of her husband who has been eaten by a snake.

Not fit for consumption

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

"I just want to get back into the swing of things."

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

'Tarzan'

Elephant Tracks.

'We should probably think about baby proofing the place a bit.'

Jungle Olympics

'It's chaps like you who are the backbone of these expeditions,Fanshaw.'

'Have your girl get back to my girl.'