Jungle Gifts

'Bursitis.'

Rural electrification finally reaches Tarzan's neighborhood with unfortunate consequences.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

'Please try to understand...I appreciate all that you have done for me and I love you both very much...But, I must try to find my biological parents.'

'It's a stainless-steel collar: A few lions have lost teeth trying to go for my jugular...'

"The hardest part is admitting you have a problem."

Jungle Games

'Holy S**t!'

Tarzan's mid-life crisis.

'My name is Carla Conda, but for some strange reason everybody calls me Ana'

Penile Implants

"I know I should forget it, But I don't seem to be able to."

Jungle Olympics

'No I do not give up!'

'Your problem is that you don't see the big picture.'

In the balloon animal world, the porcupine is king.

'It's amazing how quiet the jungle has been since Tarzan lost his voice...'

Tarzan swings on a vine but the vine is a snake.

'Wow! that's cool - go faster stripes.'

Wrinkly elephant ironing itself.

'O King of the Jungle, you are magnificent!...'

'We should probably think about baby proofing the place a bit.'

The 1st annual 'coming together of the species' party had been going superbly until this point.

'Just be thankful that he can walk -- he can learn to brachiate later!'

Human meat.

Giraffe watching open air cinema without paying.

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

'Hee, hee - Jane smell like big dumb gorilla.'

Not fit for consumption

Lions secret revealed.

Law of the Jungle: Tarzan the Litigation Man.

Naughtymonks Skullpoke

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

"Hah! Call yourself a man-eater!"

'What kind of mileage do you get?'