Jungle Gym Jockey Gifts

'Ready Mum?'

"It must be still charging."

Children's Parties

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"OK, ready to go again?"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

Tennis ball girl.

Crow and fox

Medieval headlines.

The Working Mum

Office Park

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Ecotourism.

"I'm making him take a spin class."

Spider's Web Trampoline

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

'And before we start, Higgins, I'd like to remind you that this is not a laughing matter.'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

"Well it looks like we're all here."

"Frankly, I don't really want him to improve: he scares the predators away..."

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

Color-Rectal Exams for Baboons...

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

'With this offer you get high speed internet, satellite TV and a new message tapping log for just $99.95 a month.'

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'

'So that's where I left my car keys!'