Gym Mimic Pillows

Rowing machine on a river.

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"Still on your left."

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

"I'm not mocking your song—I'm sampling it."

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

Mockingbird visits old mcdonald's farm: E-I-E-I-O!

"Actually, 'Monkey see, monkey do' has served me quite well in this market."

"Wonderful! The back of my head looks exactly like the back of George Clooney's head."

'Right... twenty squats and fifty press ups or no fit note.'

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

A Cow Reversing

"What do you think? Too 'Tintin'?"

"Times were when I used to think we had so much in common, you and I."

"I think your Arabic is coming along fine for your trip to Casablanca, with or without the Humphrey Bogart impression."

"He loves her, but he's not in love with her."

"...Now try and guess this one..."

Performance.

"Visiting your health club's website is a start, but I'd prefer you actually go there and exercise."

Call of the Domesticated.

"My company uses a copycat strategy."

'Well, you would have a nasal voice too if you had a nose like mine...'

"Guess what, Pop? The voice-activated ATM downtown thinks I sound just like you."