Gym Mimic Pillows

Rowing machine on a river.

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'

"Still on your left."

Rod Stewart

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

Mockingbird visits old mcdonald's farm: E-I-E-I-O!

"I'm not mocking your song—I'm sampling it."

"Actually, 'Monkey see, monkey do' has served me quite well in this market."

"Wonderful! The back of my head looks exactly like the back of George Clooney's head."

'Right... twenty squats and fifty press ups or no fit note.'

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

Polly want a cracker? Is there any particular reason why you speak like Jay Silverwheels? (This cartoon was originally published on 2010-08-31)

A Cow Reversing

"Times were when I used to think we had so much in common, you and I."

"What do you think? Too 'Tintin'?"

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

"He loves her, but he's not in love with her."

"I think your Arabic is coming along fine for your trip to Casablanca, with or without the Humphrey Bogart impression."

"...Now try and guess this one..."

Performance.

"Visiting your health club's website is a start, but I'd prefer you actually go there and exercise."

Call of the Domesticated.

Teenage mimes are kinda boring.

"My company uses a copycat strategy."

'Well, you would have a nasal voice too if you had a nose like mine...'