Celestial Pool Shark Gifts

God chalks up his pool cue.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

An infinity pool table

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Bishops Snooker

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

7 14 4 11 P. You're sure it was the guy with no number?

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

Cat leaves kittens in a snooker table.

'Not that sort of pool party.'

"You don't need English on every shot."

Planeterrium.

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

"Son, politics like pool is a game of divide and conquer."

'He's lost a lot of eight-ball.'

'Just a friendly game.'

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

The Easter Bunny in August

Meeting the Masai didn't improve his management skills quite as much as we'd have liked...but on a positive note he thinks he could now take down a wildebeest at 200 yards with his pool cue.

"It's from the IRS. They demand full disclosure of all treasures laid up here."

Man wearing bullet proof vest to protect himself against pool players

'I expect he wishes he'd bet differently now...?'

Old Fred's Seat

No Caption. (Egyptians seen playing pool and instead of racking the balls in a triangle flat on the pool table, the balls are seen racked in a pyramid fashion.)

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

Angel using his hal to play golf.

'Ease up a bit on the cue ball.'

'I'm going to take a shower - No peeking, now.'

'Leisure complex' sign with bouncy arrow for 'Billiards'