Cosmic Pool Enthusiast Gifts

God chalks up his pool cue.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

High-gravity baseball

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

Swimming Prankster

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

"It could never work between us."

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Astronaut

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

Cruise.

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Moon and Star

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

The Interloper.

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

Chick Billiard Ball

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"