Planetary Pool Player Gifts

Earth/billiard ball

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Water is discovered on the moon....

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

'Is the water cold?'

'Where's my horse?'

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Uranus always gets a bad rap. Tap tap tap tap tap. What do you mean, dorkboy? I mean, no matter how mature people think they are, they always, always want to chuckle when they say "Uranus." Come on, Sadie. You know you want to smirk, even if it's in secret. What if I told you Uranus is slightly bigger than Neptune? Not chuckling! Uranus is always the butt of the joke.

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

Polo pony

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

The pre-frenzy huddle.

Training Polo Ponies

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

He's very defensive about his personal space.

I have a higher escape velocity than you! It has nothing to do with being clingy!

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."

'Remember this test, Ms. Hart? Nineteen ninety. Multiple choice. You asked which of these is not a planet, and I checked Pluto...'

'Want to go for a dip?'

The Dark Side of the Moon.

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'