Dog-loving Pool Player Gifts

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

'Distracting the fish.'

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'Is the water cold?'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Pet Pony

K9 Literati.

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

'Good book?'

Swimming Champion.

A girl with a dog and balloons

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

Chick Billiard Ball

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

The pre-frenzy huddle.

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'

'I didn't know you had this pool heated!'

Pool lovers

'Can't you just hand me a plastic worm?!'