Dog-loving Pool Player Gifts

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'Distracting the fish.'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

'Is the water cold?'

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

Pet Pony

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

K9 Literati.

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

'Good book?'

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Swimming Champion.

Chick Billiard Ball

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

A girl with a dog and balloons

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

Fido phones

The pre-frenzy huddle.

Pool lovers

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.