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God chalks up his pool cue.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

High-gravity baseball

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Swimming Prankster

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"It could never work between us."

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Cruise.

Astronaut

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Moon and Star

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

The Interloper.

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

Chick Billiard Ball

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

Terry, to me! I'm in space!

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"