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I'll play the streaky red meteor into the blue planet into corner black hole. Fat chance! You haven't made that shot since the dinosaurs were down there!

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

An infinity pool table

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

'Is the water cold?'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"It could never work between us."

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Astronaut

7 14 4 11 P. You're sure it was the guy with no number?

Moon and Star

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

Young man and young lady talking flirtatiously over a game of billiards

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

Snooker cue changes the channels on tv.

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

Chick Billiard Ball

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

Snooker.

'Not that sort of pool party.'

"You don't need English on every shot."

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool? That's on of those things you always see an alpha male do: stand around a pool hall polishing his stick and racking up the balls.

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'