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'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

An infinity pool table

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

'Is the water cold?'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"It could never work between us."

Moon and Star

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Astronaut

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

Young man and young lady talking flirtatiously over a game of billiards

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

Snooker cue changes the channels on tv.

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

Snooker.

Chick Billiard Ball

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

'Not that sort of pool party.'

"You don't need English on every shot."

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

"I don't know—maybe we could look at something besides Canis Major tonight?"