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'Not that sort of pool party.'

'Not that sort of pool party.'

'You know the rules Fanshawe ----both bloody feet on the floor'

"I warned you not to play snooker with Monty."

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

"I see what you did there."

"Castle rules. King wins. Loser dies."

'He knocks me about you know.'

Snooker.

'Leisure complex' sign with bouncy arrow for 'Billiards'

Murder by Billiards

"You want to take this outside?"

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

An infinity pool table

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

'Is the water cold?'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Biliard Enthusiast

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Young man and young lady talking flirtatiously over a game of billiards

Snooker cue changes the channels on tv.

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

Chick Billiard Ball

Snooker.

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

"You don't need English on every shot."

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'