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Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Head over Hooves

High-gravity baseball

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

The Lost World: You are Here

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Emergency exit into Space

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

"We've discovered a habitable planet teeming with strange and wonderous lifeforms! Quick – clear an area for a mining operation and power station!"

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

"It could never work between us."

Pole Star

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

Astronaut

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

Moon and Star

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"You are here"

"Hello darling! - I'm back from the black hole!!"

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'