Cosmic Role-player T-Shirts

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

High-gravity baseball

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Michael Jackson.

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

Jack Gleeson

The Adventures of God

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

Climbing to the moon...

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

Hunding

'You knew my alignment was chaotic good when you married me!'

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

I send greetings from the planet OOM!

'What do you mean you don't believe I'm really a Princess?'

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"