Cosmic Role-player Gifts

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

High-gravity baseball

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

The Adventures of God

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

Climbing to the moon...

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

I send greetings from the planet OOM!

'What do you mean you don't believe I'm really a Princess?'

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

Hunding