Cosmic Gamer Mugs

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Head over Hooves

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

High-gravity baseball

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

The Lost World: You are Here

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Emergency exit into Space

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"I've been genetically modified!"

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

Pole Star

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"It could never work between us."

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

"We've discovered a habitable planet teeming with strange and wonderous lifeforms! Quick – clear an area for a mining operation and power station!"

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

Astronaut

Moon and Star

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

"Space wants to kill you."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"You are here"

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

Doctors without borders, gravity, or air.

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

"Hello darling! - I'm back from the black hole!!"