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Good and Evil: The Human Video Game

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

High-gravity baseball

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

"It could never work between us."

Astronaut

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Climbing to the moon...

Moon and Star

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

Terry, to me! I'm in space!

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

"It's the call of Cthulhu."

An astronaut attempting to knock out an alien

"I don't know—maybe we could look at something besides Canis Major tonight?"

"Did you hear something?"

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"

Space Orchestra

'I don't deny that my client murdered a man, but his moon was in Taurus, folks, His moooooon was in Taurus!'

Astronomical observations.

On the bright side, Luther could now distinguish between meteors and meteorites.

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

Astronomers argue theories of the Universe.