Cosmic Gamers Pillows

Good and Evil: The Human Video Game

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

High-gravity baseball

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"It could never work between us."

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Astronaut

Moon and Star

Climbing to the moon...

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

Terry, to me! I'm in space!

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

An astronaut attempting to knock out an alien

"I don't know—maybe we could look at something besides Canis Major tonight?"

"It's the call of Cthulhu."

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"

Space Orchestra

'I don't deny that my client murdered a man, but his moon was in Taurus, folks, His moooooon was in Taurus!'

Astronomical observations.

On the bright side, Luther could now distinguish between meteors and meteorites.

No Air Guitar

Bowling ball earth

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'