Galactic Gamers Pillows

An astronaut attempting to knock out an alien

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

High-gravity baseball

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

Save Our Universe

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Which one is named after me?'

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Rocket to the Moon

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

'That book is not available in this solar system, but we can order it for you.'

"Space is not for pussies!"

Birth of Darth Vader

"You get used to drinking recycled body fluids."

The First Man to Ride the Moon

Astronaut

Atlas holds up a football.

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

"We have to keep them guessing."

'Tut. Now I suppose we'll have to hear all about her holiday!'

Capsule airbag

'And don't forget to do the laundry, and take the trash out... and there was one more thing I meant to tell you... mmm... oh well, it'll come to me later.'

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

"Remember, there's an additional charge if you don't refill the tank before you return it."

'You don't need to be a rocket scientist to understand it but I am a rocket scientist.'

'Howling at the Moon got me interested in Astronomy...'