Cosmic Comic Enthusiast Mugs

'Well, we'd better review the tapes.'

"We only got six days of funding."

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"It could never work between us."

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

Moon and Star

Standings: Milky Way Conference

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Astronaut

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

'Good to see you, Doc! I wonder if you could take a look at my left upper arm that hurts when I do this?'

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

The Moon Made from Cheese