Space Comic Aficionado Mugs

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

Flying sauces.

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

Martians spot an Earth UFO

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

"If you work hard, exploit your employees, take advantage of a pandemic, use loopholes to avoid taxes,hoard your wealth, and in an act of extreme self-indulgent meaningless vanity, you can someday be an astronaut."

"This is where you'll be sleeping."

Dumbo in Space

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

"All the Biden jobs went to illegal ALIENS."

"Well, isn't this just great? I told you this planet was in a sketchy neighborhood."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

First space criminal investigation

Donald Trump/Elon Musk

"You two stop fighting...don't make me come back there!"

Spaceman serving shrimp.

"Yes. I'm 100% sure it's your turn for a moonwalk."

A workman ponders a bolt on a track