Cosmic Sports Lover Gifts

Terry, to me! I'm in space!

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Mixed Doubles.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Quantum Psychic

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Egyptian Football

Golf with a difference

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

I love Basketball.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"It could never work between us."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

"Once more, with fury."