Cosmic Sports Lover Gifts

Terry, to me! I'm in space!

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Mixed Doubles.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Quantum Psychic

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Dialogue about the relationship.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Egyptian Football

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Golf with a difference

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

I love Basketball.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"It could never work between us."

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'