Plucking Prodigy Gifts

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

Pushed to the max by the algebra test, Tim's brain spontaneously combusted.

Baseball Dreams

"Home school marching band"

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

'Beryl, I've been thinking.....'

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

'This course is a great ego builder.'

'Oh yes, Steve is very smart. . . he even does the crossword puzzles in ink.'

"I learned how to pack small. I bought Brad a big suitcase."

"Those are my unfinished connect-the-dots which I plan on finishing when I learn how to count past 10."

Dad was teaching me to play Texas hold em, now I own his car.

'I play it to kill time.'

"Hic! This must be the flusher.."

The dog wouldn't stand still

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

Tweezers are a girl's best friend.

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

'Sixteen home runs, 34 runs batted in, and nine stolen bases. I'd call that being good.'

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

Poker at Docs.

'This is Billy...my caddy and designated putter.'

'He can't have that, can he, Mum - something beginning with M...Me?'

"To be or not to be."

Man on phone: 'Hi. My name is J8 I1 M3, and I think I'm addicted to Scrabble.'

'You should have called me sooner.'

'We have a problem. The computer game he invented promotes violence. But he was offered $10 million for it.'

"New! Crosscheckers! A game of strategy and vocabulary!"

"I love having students around...their young brains are like sponges...they never seem to forget anything!"

"Should I practice my violin or my curve ball?"

Child's 'bottled water' stand.