Plucking Prodigy Pillows

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

Baseball Dreams

"Home school marching band"

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

'Beryl, I've been thinking.....'

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

'This course is a great ego builder.'

'Oh yes, Steve is very smart. . . he even does the crossword puzzles in ink.'

"I learned how to pack small. I bought Brad a big suitcase."

"Those are my unfinished connect-the-dots which I plan on finishing when I learn how to count past 10."

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

Tweezers are a girl's best friend.

Dad was teaching me to play Texas hold em, now I own his car.

The dog wouldn't stand still

'I play it to kill time.'

"Hic! This must be the flusher.."

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

'Sixteen home runs, 34 runs batted in, and nine stolen bases. I'd call that being good.'

'This is Billy...my caddy and designated putter.'

"To be or not to be."

Poker at Docs.

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

'He can't have that, can he, Mum - something beginning with M...Me?'

Man on phone: 'Hi. My name is J8 I1 M3, and I think I'm addicted to Scrabble.'

'You should have called me sooner.'

"New! Crosscheckers! A game of strategy and vocabulary!"

"I love having students around...their young brains are like sponges...they never seem to forget anything!"

'We have a problem. The computer game he invented promotes violence. But he was offered $10 million for it.'

Child's 'bottled water' stand.

"Should I practice my violin or my curve ball?"

And the "double-yolker" award this month goes to Irma: three!