Plucking Pillows

Tweezers are a girl's best friend.

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Agricultural Psychology

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"Apple harvest."

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

People of the Fall

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

Flava Superba

The Scenic Route

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

Picnic Under the Apple Tree

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'

Picked On

"I love the way next door never tidy their garden - it's the perfect source of blackberries for our apple crumble."

Gardening Tips - training fruit trees can greatly increase their yield

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

Orchards

Born to play ball.

'Wanna help make sure we don't become an endangered species?'

EU money addiction

'He's always trying to trick people into cheap labour.'

'Pluck me.'

"It's the great pumpkin massacre"