Flower Plucker Pillows

"He loves me because he thinks I'm Jewish...He loves me because he thinks I'm not Jewish...He loves me because..."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Frog flirting.

Mad about Roses!

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

Sun Flower.

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

"You must have a green thumb."

Daffodil bulbs

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

The garden lady.

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

Valentines Day truck

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

Dog blows on dandelion.

He was too wrapped up in himself.

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

"Keeping busy?"

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

'Oh Darling, a rose full of aphids: You're spoiling me...'

Employee of the month...

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

"Have I been good or have you been bad?"

Street-seller selling flowers outside Flower Show.

Car with flowers inside

"Look there! That's the proof! Global warming exists!"

Medellin erases the image of Escobar