Flower Plucker Mugs

"He loves me because he thinks I'm Jewish...He loves me because he thinks I'm not Jewish...He loves me because..."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Frog flirting.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Mad about Roses!

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Sun Flower.

"You must have a green thumb."

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

Daffodil bulbs

The garden lady.

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

Valentines Day truck

He was too wrapped up in himself.

Dog blows on dandelion.

"Keeping busy?"

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

'Oh Darling, a rose full of aphids: You're spoiling me...'

Employee of the month...

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Medellin erases the image of Escobar

Car with flowers inside

Street-seller selling flowers outside Flower Show.

"Look there! That's the proof! Global warming exists!"