Flower Flinger Mugs

'If you hate your wife, why do you buy her flowers?'

Gardener

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Frog flirting.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Get out of my face!"

Mad about Roses!

Raining

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

"You must have a green thumb."

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

Daffodil bulbs

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

The garden lady.

Trout Game

"Keeping busy?"

Valentines Day truck

"You want to say WHAT?"

'That's not the frisbee I tossed for you.'

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

Industrial Beautification van

Camomiletherapy

"Look there! That's the proof! Global warming exists!"

Medellin erases the image of Escobar

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Car with flowers inside

Street-seller selling flowers outside Flower Show.