Flower Flinger T-Shirts

'If you hate your wife, why do you buy her flowers?'

Gardener

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Frog flirting.

"Get out of my face!"

Mad about Roses!

Raining

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

"You must have a green thumb."

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

Daffodil bulbs

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

The garden lady.

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

Valentines Day truck

Trout Game

"You want to say WHAT?"

"Keeping busy?"

'That's not the frisbee I tossed for you.'

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

Industrial Beautification van

"Have I been good or have you been bad?"

Car with flowers inside

Street-seller selling flowers outside Flower Show.

"Look there! That's the proof! Global warming exists!"

Medellin erases the image of Escobar

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'