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'Spring training on a rainy day'

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

"Just be yourself."

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Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

What the Doctor Ordered

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Banana Split...

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Apple Pie Abduction

Gooseberry Fool...

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Banana Split Personality

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Tarzan of the Grapes.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Ball as water-melon.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Tree Passion

Large, wrinkly

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Peach flirting with a banana.

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

"Prepare to meet your maker."

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"Believe me it's only an apple."

'What are you eating now?'