Fruit Flinger Pillows

'Spring training on a rainy day'

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

"Just be yourself."

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

What the Doctor Ordered

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Banana Split...

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Gooseberry Fool...

Apple Pie Abduction

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Banana Split Personality

Ball as water-melon.

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Large, wrinkly

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Tree Passion

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Peach flirting with a banana.

"Prepare to meet your maker."

'What are you eating now?'

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"Believe me it's only an apple."

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Apricots