Fruitful Flyer Pillows

Grapes

"Would you like some wings?"

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Dog on a plane.

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

Airports.

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

Christmas Flights

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

'Sometimes Rudolph, I can't help but feel Christmas is getting too complicated!'

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

I brake for Jetliners.

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

"I guess he IS telling the truth.... Well, Merry Christmas, Santa! Have a good flight."

"Look at thse plodders down there - what do they know of exhilaration?"

"It's going to be tight making all of these 873 connecting flights tonight."

"You're violating my airspace."

Excess Baggage: People will do almost anything to avoid paying those fees for checked baggage.

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.

"Attention: The Captain has turned off the hokey-pokey light. You are now free to shake it all about."

"What the...a swarm of Christmas air-mail parcels?! Pull her up, Larry! Pull her up!!"

'And how often do you get these urges to fly, Mr Curtis? Mr Curtis...?'

Speedy magic carpet.

Balloon Musician

Santa's Flies Safe

"Flight 570 reports its starboard engines sucked in Dasher and Dancer and the port intakes just got Donner and Blitzen!"

"The flights are 99p...but it's an extra £435.89 if you want to take them inside the plane!"