Fruitful Flyer Pillows

Grapes

"Would you like some wings?"

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Dog on a plane.

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

Airports.

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

Christmas Flights

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

'Sometimes Rudolph, I can't help but feel Christmas is getting too complicated!'

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

I brake for Jetliners.

"I guess he IS telling the truth.... Well, Merry Christmas, Santa! Have a good flight."

"You're violating my airspace."

"Look at thse plodders down there - what do they know of exhilaration?"

"It's going to be tight making all of these 873 connecting flights tonight."

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

Excess Baggage: People will do almost anything to avoid paying those fees for checked baggage.

Balloon Musician

"What the...a swarm of Christmas air-mail parcels?! Pull her up, Larry! Pull her up!!"

Speedy magic carpet.

"Flight 570 reports its starboard engines sucked in Dasher and Dancer and the port intakes just got Donner and Blitzen!"

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.

Santa's Flies Safe

Casino. Ask about our frequent take-a-flyer program.

'I just flew in from Los Angeles, and boy are my arms wings...!'

Kangaroo in a plane.