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Skydiving Pizza

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'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

Christmas Flights

'The chef says, 'Thank your the compliment on the breast of the chicken and he would like to compliment you on the breast of YOUR chicken'.'

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'Sometimes Rudolph, I can't help but feel Christmas is getting too complicated!'

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

"It's going to be tight making all of these 873 connecting flights tonight."

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

I brake for Jetliners.

"I guess he IS telling the truth.... Well, Merry Christmas, Santa! Have a good flight."

Santa's Flies Safe

'This ladies and gentlemen is our business model.'

"What the...a swarm of Christmas air-mail parcels?! Pull her up, Larry! Pull her up!!"

"Attention: The Captain has turned off the hokey-pokey light. You are now free to shake it all about."

"We'll now start boarding Group 9... Please remember your inferiority as you walk past the other groups, you cheap, dirty, cretins."

"Your sweet sir." "Mmm You're not too bad yourself."

"Flight 570 reports its starboard engines sucked in Dasher and Dancer and the port intakes just got Donner and Blitzen!"

Reindeer in back of the plane wearing scarf that says 'Thanks for all the business'.

'Could you please do an dental x-ray? I think I broke a tooth on a rock in my in-flight meal.'

Community Board: Free Paper Ripping Lessons

"Hey wow, you're right, Mr Branson! The crushing weight of my climate anxiety does feel a little lighter in zero G."

Countless cookies and glasses of milk don't mix well with Toledo turbulence!"

'Luggage is luggage, sir -- just try to be happy with what you've got.'

Reindeer Crossing

Budget Air - Click here if you agree to be being treated like dirt

How would you describe your trip to China?