Social Flyer Pillows

"Chatting or no chatting?"

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

Christmas Flights

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'Sometimes Rudolph, I can't help but feel Christmas is getting too complicated!'

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

Back to School

Boris promises to pursue a Brexit deal with OOMPH!

Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

"We want to fly the friendly skies, but only with friendly fellow passengers."

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

I brake for Jetliners.

"It's going to be tight making all of these 873 connecting flights tonight."

"I guess he IS telling the truth.... Well, Merry Christmas, Santa! Have a good flight."

"Look at thse plodders down there - what do they know of exhilaration?"

"Attention: The Captain has turned off the hokey-pokey light. You are now free to shake it all about."

'This ladies and gentlemen is our business model.'

"We'll now start boarding Group 9... Please remember your inferiority as you walk past the other groups, you cheap, dirty, cretins."

Santa's Flies Safe

"What the...a swarm of Christmas air-mail parcels?! Pull her up, Larry! Pull her up!!"

"Flight 570 reports its starboard engines sucked in Dasher and Dancer and the port intakes just got Donner and Blitzen!"

Communication on a bus

Reindeer in back of the plane wearing scarf that says 'Thanks for all the business'.

"That sure is one patriotic grill you got there, Herb."

Skydiving Pizza

Countless cookies and glasses of milk don't mix well with Toledo turbulence!"

Reindeer Crossing

"Hey wow, you're right, Mr Branson! The crushing weight of my climate anxiety does feel a little lighter in zero G."

Budget Air - Click here if you agree to be being treated like dirt

'Luggage is luggage, sir -- just try to be happy with what you've got.'