Budget Flyers Pillows

'That's the problem with budget airlines- the lack of an inflight meal.'

'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

Airports.

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

Christmas Flights

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

'Sometimes Rudolph, I can't help but feel Christmas is getting too complicated!'

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

"It's going to be tight making all of these 873 connecting flights tonight."

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

"I guess he IS telling the truth.... Well, Merry Christmas, Santa! Have a good flight."

I brake for Jetliners.

Excess Baggage: People will do almost anything to avoid paying those fees for checked baggage.

"Attention: The Captain has turned off the hokey-pokey light. You are now free to shake it all about."

"We'll now start boarding Group 9... Please remember your inferiority as you walk past the other groups, you cheap, dirty, cretins."

"What the...a swarm of Christmas air-mail parcels?! Pull her up, Larry! Pull her up!!"

'This ladies and gentlemen is our business model.'

"The plane will cost $269 million per unit... a little less if we forego the cup holders."

Santa's Flies Safe

"The flights are 99p...but it's an extra £435.89 if you want to take them inside the plane!"

"Flight 570 reports its starboard engines sucked in Dasher and Dancer and the port intakes just got Donner and Blitzen!"

Reindeer in back of the plane wearing scarf that says 'Thanks for all the business'.

Countless cookies and glasses of milk don't mix well with Toledo turbulence!"

Skydiving Pizza

'You and your cheap flights!!'

"No luggage."

Community Board: Free Paper Ripping Lessons

"And then you stick out your thumb like this."