Fruit Flirtation Fan Pillows

Loose apples

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Banana Split...

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Gooseberry Fool...

Ball as water-melon.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"Believe me it's only an apple."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

Remarkably Richmond

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

The Brazilian Blow dry

'Did you say psst?.'

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

Strawberry Shake

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

I love what you've done with your hare.

OMG UR HOT

'I can't bear to be without you.'

Making healthy eating bearable.

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

Homophone Encounter

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."