Fruit Flirtation Fan Prints

Loose apples

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Banana Split...

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Gooseberry Fool...

Ball as water-melon.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"Believe me it's only an apple."

The Brazilian Blow dry

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

Remarkably Richmond

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'Did you say psst?.'

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

Strawberry Shake

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

Homophone Encounter

I love what you've done with your hare.

"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."

OMG UR HOT

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

Making healthy eating bearable.

'I can't bear to be without you.'