Floral Fetchers Mugs

Man claims to be a good swimmer so lady asks him to jump in the river and fetch a flower

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

David Attenborough

He loves me...

Gardening.

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

Everything's coming up roses!

"I love the way next door never tidy their garden - it's the perfect source of blackberries for our apple crumble."

"I swar if you say it's what's inside that counts I will murder you will my beak."

"Oh, Bruno! Just look at the subtle hues in those tulips!"

Caddy's flowers

Florist

"Look Mom it's spring."

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

"Lily, Rose, this is Violet."

'I don't know - with all these feathers you'd think there'd be a bird in here somewhere.'

'Fancy a night on the tiles, Ivy?'

Monstrosa Impressus

'I wonder what he's feeling guilty about?' 'I'm not feeling guilty about anything-yet.'

"Well I think it looks nice"

Titan Arum

"They say 'April showers bring May flowers'. . . I just hope those flowers come with a life jacket!"

Gardeners with Different Sized Greenhouse.

'What kind of person would tell his best friend to go and fetch his stinky old slippers?'

'Spring training on a rainy day'

"He loves me because he thinks I'm Jewish...He loves me because he thinks I'm not Jewish...He loves me because..."

'Must be more careful with those shears in future'