Floral Fetchers Gifts

Man claims to be a good swimmer so lady asks him to jump in the river and fetch a flower

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

He loves me...

Gardening.

Everything's coming up roses!

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

"I love the way next door never tidy their garden - it's the perfect source of blackberries for our apple crumble."

"Look Mom it's spring."

Florist

"I swar if you say it's what's inside that counts I will murder you will my beak."

Caddy's flowers

"Oh, Bruno! Just look at the subtle hues in those tulips!"

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

'I don't know - with all these feathers you'd think there'd be a bird in here somewhere.'

"Lily, Rose, this is Violet."

'Fancy a night on the tiles, Ivy?'

Monstrosa Impressus

'I wonder what he's feeling guilty about?' 'I'm not feeling guilty about anything-yet.'

"Well I think it looks nice"

'That so turns me on.'

"I knew if I started dating again so soon he'd flip out."

'Must be more careful with those shears in future'

Titan Arum

'Spring training on a rainy day'

"They say 'April showers bring May flowers'. . . I just hope those flowers come with a life jacket!"

Gardeners with Different Sized Greenhouse.

'What kind of person would tell his best friend to go and fetch his stinky old slippers?'