Casual Pool Shark Pillows

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"How should we divide the teams?"

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

An infinity pool table

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Bishops Snooker

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

7 14 4 11 P. You're sure it was the guy with no number?

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

Cat leaves kittens in a snooker table.

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

'Not that sort of pool party.'

"You don't need English on every shot."

'Want to go for a dip?'

"Son, politics like pool is a game of divide and conquer."

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'Just a friendly game.'

'He's lost a lot of eight-ball.'

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

Caddy With A Cool Box

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

"Here's where you reassure me that this is work-related."

The Easter Bunny in August

Meeting the Masai didn't improve his management skills quite as much as we'd have liked...but on a positive note he thinks he could now take down a wildebeest at 200 yards with his pool cue.

'Where's your other glove?'