Pool Sharks Pillows

Billiards and cocks

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Horror movies

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

The Food Chain

'I like you, you've got balls.'

An infinity pool table

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Bishops Snooker

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

'Is the water cold?'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'Sir, our new financing concept has probably got out.'

Shark food pyramid.

Stop Human Footing

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

Shark Fishing

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'

Wordplay: Dilemma.

'For Heaven's sake Son, you're embarassing me! This is a feeding frenzy!'