Pool Sharks Pillows

Billiards and cocks

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Horror movies

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

The Food Chain

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'I like you, you've got balls.'

An infinity pool table

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

'Is the water cold?'

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Bishops Snooker

'Sir, our new financing concept has probably got out.'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Shark food pyramid.

7 14 4 11 P. You're sure it was the guy with no number?

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Stop Human Footing

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Shark Fishing

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

Wordplay: Dilemma.

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'