
"Castle rules. King wins. Loser dies."
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"Castle rules. King wins. Loser dies."
"Fish needs a bigger bowl."
"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."
A small snooker player chalking his cue.
"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."
'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'
Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'
Neptune
"Marco ..."
"We’re a lending aquarium."
"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."
Fish with a human in a bowl.
Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish
'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'
I told you we were late!
'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'
"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."
'I like you, you've got balls.'
"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"
Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'
'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'
"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."
"Heads or tails?"
An infinity pool table
'Well, back to the old drawing board.'
'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'
'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'
Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.
'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'
'Oh my! He finally proposed!'
"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."
'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'
Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.
Bishops Snooker
Fresh fish
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