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"Everything I see looks like a nail."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

"Heads or tails?"

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

Elephant with Balloons on Seesaw

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"It's the new self-driving model."

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

"She left everything to you. But, the hamster is contesting the will."

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

The hummingbird's hum.

"What kind of mileage does it get?"

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

'If you must know, I'm applying to become a hamster!'

"Just in case I'm in danger of doing something. . . I'm going to take a cat nap."

"We're saved! We're saved!"

Whale lifts up submarine out of the water.

"The sign says you can swim to civilization from here, but that sounds unlikely."

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

"Yes we need it back. The team fired you, not Sharky."

'My doctor told me to eat less fish.'

Fauna Hybrids

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

'Hamster Zombies'