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"Everything I see looks like a nail."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

"Heads or tails?"

Elephant with Balloons on Seesaw

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

"It's the new self-driving model."

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

"She left everything to you. But, the hamster is contesting the will."

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

The hummingbird's hum.

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

Wow. Worst Tunnel of Love ever.

"Sorry, I can't... I'm really swamped."

I don't care if you hate that word – I'm hangry.

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

"What kind of mileage does it get?"

'If you must know, I'm applying to become a hamster!'

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

Genetic Research Lab. You crossed a woodpecker with an armadillo?! I didn't authorize that experiment! I know. It was a peccadillo.

Fauna Hybrids

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

Whale lifts up submarine out of the water.

'Hamster Zombies'

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

'My doctor told me to eat less fish.'

"Yes we need it back. The team fired you, not Sharky."

"You're gonna need a bigger boater."

"Just in case I'm in danger of doing something. . . I'm going to take a cat nap."

"The sign says you can swim to civilization from here, but that sounds unlikely."